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[ Driven by video games, comedy, and a little crazy ]

Brett D Brett D.
Just some guy really what do you want me to say? What are you recording this? Whatever. Okay well... hum... My names is Brett and one day I had a great idea. I was playing Fallout New Vegas and thought "I wonder what a Nuka Cola tastes like." So I started this quest to try and see what it would taste like. I hiked the mountains of Nepal and found a small village of silent monks. I guess language wouldn’t have helped because I’m pretty sure they didn’t speak English. Long story short I lived with them for about 18 months learning their way of life and studding how they saw the world. After some time, I learned that they actually worshiped the elder god Marduk Kurios. I learned very little about him only that he has something to do with the planet Saturn and the color purple. But what was so interesting about these people was there simplistic view of the world. Good vs Evil. Light vs Dark. Right vs Wrong. The simplicity of the world from their eyes cleared my own head and I once I found inner tranquility I knew I could return home and truly find the real taste of Nuka Cola.One day I will share that taste with the world.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams
Darien Darien F.
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"I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was"
-Ash Ketchum
Santi Santi M.
Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it." – "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
Sammy Sammy G.
Hello I am Sammy, and I am the biggest, best ostrich there is in this world. You got a problem with that you can came at and find out how much of a little moron you are. I will cut you *squawk* I might be a flightless bird but I don’t need to fly to take you on. Yeah I got this wibbly neck, where am I? I move like a snake and when you least expect it I strike *squawk* Yeah I can take on anyone one out there. Just try me. I got these super speed legs so I can run around here, or all the way over here. You don’t know where I am. I’m too fast for you, yeah. *squawk* moron

"You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person."
-BoJack Horseman